Get set...

1... Seinfeld is no longer running except in sindication.

2... The moon is made of silica dust.

3... I have a great idea for this blog.

Wow, they really let people do this. I don't know what to say, give me a little time, and ready access to the backspace (delete) for some fine fanangling of serious fiction. I'm so intimidated by the super wonderful blogs I've just perused (2) that I am at a loss, temporary, for subject matter. Is it possible to have a blog about nothing, a seinfeldian experiential experiment of merriment, wonder, and mayhem. Maybe call it what it is, a blab. O for an original arrangment in an ocean of cross eyed oxen. Maybe it'll eventually make sense. Just give it time.

On your marks...

Testing Testing One Two Three. Learning appropiate ways of expression is not so much of a challenge when it is a mode of survival. Not to worry, hunger and thirst will drive a man to wild gesturing and furious head shaking. Learning to recognize acceptable pricing is only a matter of trial and error. Depending on the region, is it an area of notorious liars, are the people infamous in smuggling rings? Or are they honest and fair? That is the question to be resolved in the following situations. You be the judge.

#1... This is my first blog, ever.

#2... The sun is about 92 million miles away.

#3... The moon is much closer than that.

(These hints are too easy.  If you want to read my previous blog, good luck, I don't remember it's name.)